That Green Gloop DOESN'T Have Much Avocado In It

A bi like the Monty Python cheese shop skit in which said establishment was totally devoid of the fermented curd, now a lady has brought forth a suit against one of America's largest food manufacturers, Kraft, for foisting a "guacamole" product on the American public that contains less than 2% avocado in it. Well, of course, all those food technicians can work late into the night creating all sorts of approximations of food with a bevy of ingredients, none of which are actually related to the avocado in any way, shape or form.


Gotta love the quote from the Kraft representative: "We think customers understand that it isn’t made from avocado,” said Claire Regan, Kraft Foods’ vice president of corporate affairs.. Maybe in the back of our minds we would've liked to have thought that there was more of it than that little tiny bit, but the rest of our brain would tell us we shouldn't be surprised that it's just a mix of those varying ingredients.





THEY'RE MAKING "GUACAMOLE" ALL NIGHT LONG




Wonder if that Kraft lawyers are acting like the beloved lawyer Lionel Hutz?