Thursday, November 06, 2008

Obama Not Perfect: He's A Hammer!

In the avalanche of information about Barack Obama from the last couple of years, I somehow missed this bit of info that the half-sister of the President-elect, who lives in England, is a fan of West Ham. With the news of his election this past Tuesday, the club have now offered him the chance to visit the grounds of the club whenever he makes his first trip to Britain.


Maybe he can somehow manage to view the movie Green Street Hooligans and get Osama bin Laden over to watch Arsenal at a London derby in East London, take out the bin Laden crew with some help from the ICF, and many wrongs in the world might be suddenly righted. In a similar vein of reality stretching, it's been announced that I've become engaged to Yamila Diaz Rahi.


In other Obama-related news, there is touchingly now a craze in Kenya, the land of Obama's father, for parents of newborns to name their children either Barack or Michelle, after Obama's wife, in the wake of Obama's historic win.



OBAMA THE HAMMER , NAMES

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