(to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine")
You are a scouser,
An ugly scouser,
You're only happy,
on giro day,
your mum's out thieving,
your dad's drug-dealing,
so please dont take,
my hubcaps,
away.
Ex-Spurs player Robbie Keane becomes the seventh Liverpool player to have been burgled whilst playing on international duty, a lovely statistic that I'm sure won't be mentioned when tapping up other contract-bound players to head to Anfield.
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